If you asked me at 9pm Friday evening if I was having a typical start to my weekend, I would have sighed "yes". However by the time my evening events came to a close early Saturday morning my answer differed trendously from the previous. Let me explain...
My evening started with a "not so romatic dinner" with D. Don't get me wrong, it started off calm and ended with a big bang. Yes, we got into one of those deep fights. Me ranting about the need for more attention and him "half intently listening". After about an hour or two of passively fighting and getting nowhere I was saved by "I". That's when my night began...
D left from a sudden pang of exhaustion. BYE D....Hope you don't mind :) All I could think in my head was....I AM IN DESPERATE NEED OF AN UNTOUCHABLE NIGHT
LET'S GO DANCING. Now...I must explain....For a 24 year old, going dancing on a Friday night may be a normal occurance for most normal people. For me, this is an activity of the past. But, hey its good to revive the past every one in awhile right? RIGHT!
I'll skip all the stupid details and get right to the chase. Is chilvary dead? I'd like to hope not. I mean thats what I was just begging my boyfriend for. Wasn't it? Yeah well.... LA boy (Not my typical "type") tried to prove me wrong-by DEMONSTRATING chilvary wasn't dead, but let me tell you- I kinda got turned off. In the midst of dancing and having some innocent fun, he turns to me and says: "Can I kiss you-on the lips?" OK OK OK...WHAT? I mean who does that? I mean honestly, that just bypasses cute and goes right into the "loser" file for me. Maybe I am being a little harsh, but really: You just killed my whole "dancing groove". After coming home and settling down for the evening-utterly exhausted, I think now...what if a guy just came up to me and planted one: I would label him an "asshole", but yet the guy who tried to prove chivalry isn't dead gets put to the bottom of the pile and labeled as "I" would put it- "the nice guy who never gets laid".
hahaha, omg this was AWESOME. Loved every detail and every word and hmmm, well you already know that I just could NOT agree more. What a paradox us women are!
ReplyDeleteMaybe the real challenge is to find someone who we will, a. find attractive; b. allow to let things flow naturally with (note: see a. because if a. is not fulfilled, the only thing we will want to let glow naturally is HIM out of FACE.)
Let's face it: he just didn't have the right kind of GAME, babe.
<3 please, keep writing!
glow = FLOW, haha
ReplyDeleteand YES, CHIVALRY should not be dead in a relationship! Obviously, that just goes without saying and well, it needs to constantly be ADDRESSED! argh.